Sweden! Greatest socialized democracy (ed. note: actually a monarchy) in the world! Health care! Paternity leave! Shining capitalist kronas piling up next to kind, fuzzy business practices! Design for the masses!
But Some People, when offered memberships that come with specific perks, will just ABUSE that membership. Some people, when told they can have free coffee and hang out in your store, will hang out in your store! And demand free coffee! THE HORROR. I mean! They're going through so much creamer! So much sugar! Ikea can't possibly be expected to deal with these free-loaders who enter their store on a regular basis and presumably never purchase a single thing despite having disposable time and income! These Shanghai-ers act like they have the right to just go in a place and be there! UPPITY!
No word yet on whether any matches made at these social events result in the happy couple registering at IKEA.
Sunday, September 11, 2011
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